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Keep Calm and Carry On

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Keep Calm and Carry On Poster

Within the next 24 36 hours MLIA will be taken offline while the site is moved to a new server.
The MLIA team recommends taking slow, deep breaths to avoid hyperventilation during this downtime.

Keep it average,
Mek

Update: AverageWizard is now on the new servers. Be advised, MLIA might be down for up to 15 hours while the data is transferred. Thanks for your patience.

Update 2: It shouldn’t be much longer now.

Update 3: The switch has been hit. MLIA is coming soon to a browser near you.

Written by Mek

September 28, 2011 at 11:34 am

Posted in Uncategorized

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  1. *keeps on and carries calm* Wait, what?

    KGHero

    September 28, 2011 at 11:38 am

  2. What am I supposed to do with my life?! *runs in circles*

    Kal

    September 28, 2011 at 2:08 pm

  3. There’s an MLIA Team?! Whoa.

    Micah

    September 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm

  4. OMFG MEK. That’s not cool, man. Typer will commit suicide.

    Doc

    September 28, 2011 at 5:33 pm

  5. But where am I supposed to take my cynicism and bad jokes to then?

    NopeTheOtherOne

    September 28, 2011 at 6:36 pm

  6. When is this happening? I need to know, or I’ll die :( D:

    PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaft

    September 29, 2011 at 6:45 am

    • Sorry guys, hadn’t made an account yet, so that’s me ^^^

      babepigfell

      September 29, 2011 at 7:24 am

  7. Isn’t it meant to be, ‘keep calm, and grow a mustache.’?

    babepigfell

    September 29, 2011 at 7:25 am

    • I could have sworn it was ‘keep calm, light everything on fire’.

      llamafish69

      September 29, 2011 at 8:22 am

      • That works.

        PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaft

        September 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm

  8. Oky dokey, mek. I won’t panic and I’ll remember my towel and stuff.

    typer2131

    September 29, 2011 at 1:53 pm

  9. Did this happen yet…

    Doc

    September 29, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    • In a word, no. In two, not yet.

      Mek

      September 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      • While you’re switching servers in the next day or however long, can you put the boobie ribbon up on the MLIA logo so everyone is reminded it’s breast cancer awareness month in a day?

        Doc

        September 29, 2011 at 3:42 pm

  10. OMG OMG OMG HOW DO YOU KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON? WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

    _OHHI_

    September 29, 2011 at 2:47 pm

  11. Will it be an average server? A fuucking cool server? With free drinks?

    Hpgrrl

    September 29, 2011 at 3:59 pm

    • I’m underaged, yo.

      Cloudie Mlia

      September 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm

      • So…?

        Hpgrrl

        September 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm

      • So you’re a bad influence. D:

        Kit Snicket

        September 30, 2011 at 4:55 am

      • D: D: D:

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:01 am

      • I know this makes me sound like a n00b, Kit, but I watched your mlia pie song yesterday, and I loved it, <3… :$

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:06 am

      • Ahahaha, thank you! <3

        Kit Snicket

        September 30, 2011 at 5:14 am

      • *feels the presence of awkward*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:22 am

  12. But- what the hell am I supposed to do? SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE?

    Cloudie Mlia

    September 29, 2011 at 4:07 pm

    • That’s the general gist of it… D:

      PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaft

      September 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    • D:<

      Cloudie Mlia

      September 30, 2011 at 4:38 am

      • *returns outrage*

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 4:42 am

      • Blarrrrgggggggghhhhhhh.

        Cloudie Mlia

        September 30, 2011 at 4:58 am

      • *jitters*

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:01 am

    • nah, just go read fmls instead! XD

      ninjacats

      September 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm

  13. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO :( :(

    Sarah

    September 30, 2011 at 12:13 am

  14. Stay calm my foot. WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!

    mollyisawalrus

    September 30, 2011 at 12:27 am

  15. OMG NOOOOOOOO *hides in corner* IT’S DOWN D:

    babepigfell

    September 30, 2011 at 1:56 am

  16. Wtf?!?! I’ma f**kin die!!!!!! D: WHERE THE HELL IS IT MOVING TOO?!

    samii1993

    September 30, 2011 at 1:59 am

    • New server, it might have free drinks :D

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 2:04 am

    • Wait… Are you a commenter? *stares as critically*

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 2:09 am

      • at*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 2:19 am

  17. Fifteen hours?! *dies a little inside*

    Jermy

    September 30, 2011 at 3:35 am

    • It’s so sad, I’ve even been refreshing MLIA, even though I know it won’t be back on yet : (

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 3:39 am

      • It has only been 4 hours, still a ways to go.

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 3:41 am

      • I know, I know, I’m just that desperate -_-

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 3:45 am

    • Together we’ve submitted a lot of stories, written a lot of comments and cast a lot of votes. It takes many moons to transfer all that data.

      Mek

      September 30, 2011 at 3:39 am

      • How long do you estimate it will be?

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 3:43 am

      • Another 6 hours and that’s being optimistic. :(

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 3:45 am

      • Ugh. Thanks anyway, Mek. I wonder in the time being if this will turn into a communication system like the comment section was, but only for when MLIA is down.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 3:50 am

      • Ok, this means I’m going to be up at 3 am to see if it’s up. : / I’ll feel so dead if it isn’t.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 3:59 am

  18. I’m missing out on my precious daily dosage of MLIA! It’s the favorite part of my day… :'(

    Kayleigh

    September 30, 2011 at 5:07 am

    • So you obviously aren’t a commenter. *stares at with hatred* it’s alright if you aren’t an OP, though, I guess.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:24 am

  19. MEK. Will stuff change because of this transferring to a new home thing?

    Micah

    September 30, 2011 at 5:22 am

    • I was just about to ask if we were just moving, or moving and renovating. Thanks >: (

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:26 am

    • What stuff?

      Mek

      September 30, 2011 at 5:28 am

      • I think he means like set-up and extra features.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:30 am

      • Not immediately

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 6:07 am

      • Like new features, new layout or something.

        Micah

        September 30, 2011 at 5:43 am

      • -___-

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:45 am

      • Like new features, new layouts and stuff.

        Micah

        September 30, 2011 at 5:47 am

      • o_o lol

        Micah

        September 30, 2011 at 5:50 am

      • I was about to say…

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 5:55 am

  20. I don’t know why you guys are freaking out. A better server for MLIA will be better for the site, so calm your tits.

    Doc

    September 30, 2011 at 5:41 am

    • Admiral’s earlier link share basically said all that.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:44 am

  21. Whaaaaat? What am I supposed to do with my life now?

    ADHD

    September 30, 2011 at 6:37 am

    • *For now. Sorry, I really have no life. I’mma go get drunk or something…

      ADHD

      September 30, 2011 at 6:39 am

      • Buh-bye.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 6:41 am

  22. Today MLIA is changing servers I now have nothing to. MLIA ps my itouch automatically capiitalizes MLIA :D

    Nancy

    September 30, 2011 at 6:54 am

    • GTFO

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:07 am

      • …you’re one to talk, taking up 3/4 of the blog. ._.

        typer2131

        September 30, 2011 at 2:02 pm

  23. Ohh Noooo…. D; Now what will assure me that someone understands my averageness for the next something hours…?

    Bahaa!!

    September 30, 2011 at 6:55 am

    • Awesome* If you where a commenter you wouldn’t of said that.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:05 am

      • Piggy?!?! How am I supposed to talk to you today??!

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 7:49 am

      • Just realized my mistake. *were.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:53 am

  24. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THERE WAS 69 COMMENTS :3

    babepigfell

    September 30, 2011 at 7:08 am

  25. Ohmygawd a whole entire day at work without mlia??? I can’t stay calm through this!!!

    luckycharmed

    September 30, 2011 at 7:49 am

    • HOLY FUCKING YEAH LUCKEEH!

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:50 am

      • I can’t handle this pig. I can’t. I work all day and this is all I have!

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 7:51 am

      • D: push through! Talk to me please, all my friends are asleep, and I want to be here for when MLIA comes back up :)

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:56 am

      • They’re alright. I like them with peanut butter. ^_^ Do you know any Swing?

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:02 am

      • Reply fail…

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:04 am

      • Sorry! I’m nearly out of battery so I have to go now! Bye Lucky <3 <33333333

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:33 am

      • Reply fail.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:35 am

    • Let’s talk, we’ll just use needing a way to communicate while MLIA is down as an excuse :3

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:52 am

      • I’m panicking…….

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 7:57 am

      • Don’t worry Mummeh, I’m here! But panicking because of MLIA or something else?…

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:59 am

      • Just MLIA. I’ve got a long day ahead of me without it… But I had the best night/morning ever!

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 8:00 am

      • *imagination sparks wild* how so?

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:01 am

      • A boy I really really really like came over late last night and I texted my dad and he said he could spend the night. This morning when we woke up we went to the little donut shop across the parking lot from my work and got coffee and donuts before I came in today :D

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 8:09 am

      • Wait, you’re 21 right?

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:12 am

      • Yeah but I still live at home… Apartments are super expensive in my area… D:

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 8:13 am

      • I like how you tried to down tone that story considering I’m 12. So now I can have some fun with this: WHAT HAPPENED DURING WITH NIGHT ;) oh, wait. Still living at home.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:16 am

      • Erm?… Lucky?

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:29 am

      • So this is… my 9th attempt at this comment. Nothing too exciting happened last night. Just some teasing stuff… oh. and sleep. Sorta lol. He has a stuffy nose so he snored all night.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:36 am

      • D: And remember, safe sex is the best sex, so he better wear a latex :)

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:38 am

      • No sex for me last night. Don’t worry. I’m a safe, responsible adult :P

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:39 am

      • *thumbs up* CAUSE HE MIGHT NOT WANT THAT ‘IM LATE’ TEXT.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:41 am

      • I feel like I’ve heard that somewhere before…. :P

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:42 am

      • You probably have, I guess it depends how far into a relationship you get. HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU I HAVE BLUE EYES AND….. and that’s the only irrelephant thing I can think of, besides bananas, I like bananas. *nods curtly*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:46 am

      • BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON! …uhm. I didn’t say that.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:49 am

      • Wut…

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:52 am

      • I don’t know… I’m mentally breaking down. No mlia is killing me.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:53 am

      • What color are your eyes? *creepy smile then un-creepies it*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:56 am

      • Green…ish. Well, last night they were more blue, but they’re usually a green/grey color.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:59 am

      • Do you like bananas? (sorry, this is what boredom does to me.)

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:01 am

      • They’re alright. I like them with peanut butter. ^_^ Do you know any Swing? Like East coast or West coast.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:07 am

      • Well?….

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:08 am

      • What is this… Swing… *pokes*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:10 am

      • Awhhh so you know chacha but no swing huh? Lame.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:11 am

      • That does not fit my description.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:13 am

      • Rawr. I’m so bored.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:16 am

      • There is this one kid that I want to hit really hard.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:18 am

      • Hmm… deep breaths.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:19 am

      • Nope, that was the last straw.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:21 am

      • Sorry, I have to go, running out of battery. Bye! ily <3 <3333 ^_^

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:40 am

      • Bye Piggy <33333333

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:49 am

  26. Great. Now I actually have to DO something today. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KEEP CALM IF I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING???????

    katherine

    September 30, 2011 at 7:53 am

    • JUST TALK HEAPS NO BREATH JIBBER JABBER ON. : D

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:54 am

    • Crap, thought you were lucky, silly me.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:55 am

  27. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!! MAY THE UNICORN NINJA’S SAVE US FROM THIS EPIDEMIC!!!!! :(

    louiebob12

    September 30, 2011 at 8:01 am

    • STFU OR GTFO CLICHÉ LOVER. this MLIA downage time has made me angry.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 8:03 am

  28. Hey guys…. What’s with this Apache tester thing on the old MLIA URL….

    babepigfell

    September 30, 2011 at 8:09 am

    • *squeals and runs away* WHAT THE FUCK NOW IT’S GONE.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 8:11 am

  29. PIGGY! IT WON’T LET ME COMMENT!!!!!!!

    Ashley Willson

    September 30, 2011 at 8:33 am

    • Well now it goes. I had to log-in with facebook… X_x

      Ashley Willson

      September 30, 2011 at 8:34 am

      • Hey Ashley :)

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:36 am

      • Hi Piggy. Guess you know my secret identity now :P

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:37 am

      • So your ‘secret’ identity, is on your Facebook? Very secret. Lol.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:39 am

      • It wouldn’t let me comment as “guest”! I couldn’t figure out why…

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:41 am

      • *is puzzled*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:43 am

      • Bummer. So, do you have a facebook?

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:44 am

      • ….12….

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:47 am

      • Lie and say whatever age you need to be to get one lol

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:48 am

      • Illegalism :0

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:50 am

      • : P Boring.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:51 am

      • I qoute from the Ashley Willson ‘I’m a safe, responsible adult’

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:55 am

      • But you’re not an adult yet : P

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 8:56 am

      • My mother is a lawyer so she’s strict with this sorta stuff, but I don’t know how her being a lawyer relates but it might I’m not sure. *hypoventalates*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:59 am

      • Awwwh it’s okay. I’m sure we’ll still be in touch when you finally turn facebook legal.

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:00 am

      • *waits anxiously for next year*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:02 am

      • *pats on the head*

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:08 am

      • *nuzzles*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:11 am

      • Awwwwwh ^_^

        Ashley Willson

        September 30, 2011 at 9:18 am

      • You know it.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 9:19 am

  30. I can’t believe I forgot it would be down. Hmm…well, there’s always minecraft when I’m procrastinating. o:

    Cowie

    September 30, 2011 at 9:42 am

  31. Well this is good way to keep me from procrastinating. ;)

    Elli

    September 30, 2011 at 9:58 am

  32. Aw, now what am I supposed to do in Academic studies when there’s nothing else to do? T-T how much longer till the torment ends?

    inuyashafish21

    September 30, 2011 at 10:06 am

  33. what server are you moving MLIA to?

    EwelambLover

    September 30, 2011 at 10:08 am

  34. cool

    slasa

    September 30, 2011 at 10:13 am

  35. What is the new site called????

    Emily

    September 30, 2011 at 10:15 am

    • Bieberhater.com/areyouseriousyoudon’tknow/questionmark

      Cowie

      September 30, 2011 at 10:25 am

    • …It’s still the same name.

      Missaverage9

      September 30, 2011 at 11:03 am

  36. But…I don’t have a life! WHAT AM I GONNA’ DO?!

    Missaverage9

    September 30, 2011 at 11:01 am

  37. Today, I tried to visit MLIA but it was down. MLIA

    Catie Peters

    September 30, 2011 at 11:01 am

  38. I keep checking MLIA to see if it’s back on.

    I was so desperate, that I even took my guitar and tried to play it for a while, but it is so out of tune… I lost my tuner.

    CaptainFreakingSparrow

    September 30, 2011 at 11:02 am

  39. I’m dying here…

    Ashley Willson

    September 30, 2011 at 11:12 am

  40. I like muffins. o:

    Cowie

    September 30, 2011 at 11:14 am

  41. Maybe Mek is going to get rid of the comments section.

    MindlessRipOff

    September 30, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    • Does that mean I HAVE to get a social life then? D:

      Cowie

      September 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm

      • Yes ):

        MindlessRipOff

        September 30, 2011 at 12:11 pm

    • He wouldn’t.

      Hpgrrl

      September 30, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    • I think a whole lot of people would be really displaced if he did…

      luckycharmed

      September 30, 2011 at 12:16 pm

  42. WHOA! HOLD YOUR TITS. Mek, does this mean we have to get new accounts???

    Hpgrrl

    September 30, 2011 at 12:19 pm

    • No. All accounts, stories, comments and votes were transferred. That is why it took so long.

      Mek

      September 30, 2011 at 1:03 pm

  43. Let’s see what this does?

    Cowie

    September 30, 2011 at 12:25 pm

    • Oh…lol. ;D

      regurgitatingcow

      September 30, 2011 at 12:26 pm

      • FML…

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 12:27 pm

      • *cleared history* There we go. :D

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 12:30 pm

  44. It says “It shouldn’t be much longer now.”

    luckycharmed

    September 30, 2011 at 12:49 pm

  45. I love you so hard, Mek.

    MindlessRipOff

    September 30, 2011 at 12:54 pm

  46. Well it’s closer!

    luckycharmed

    September 30, 2011 at 1:16 pm

  47. Your website shows up on my ipod touch, but not on a computer. o: Weird.

    …just in case you’d want to know. *helpful*

    typer2131

    September 30, 2011 at 1:50 pm

    • Mwahaha, now it’s gone again, I just wanted to be the first person other than you to comment. Fun. >: D

      typer2131

      September 30, 2011 at 1:59 pm

    • If it is any consolation, it was working on my computer, but now I’m back to seeing the moving page. Lame.

      Mek

      September 30, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      • It’s still up on mine.

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm

      • Aww, that sucks. I’m sure you’ll figure something out. No pressure. :P

        typer2131

        September 30, 2011 at 2:04 pm

  48. *runs around in triangles* I hate change!!! D: Just kidding.

    ZombieofMLIA_

    September 30, 2011 at 1:50 pm

  49. I see the Apache 2 test page.

    ZombieofMLIA_

    September 30, 2011 at 1:52 pm

  50. It’s UP!!!

    luckycharmed

    September 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm

    • I don’t see it. Hiya Lucky.

      ZombieofMLIA_

      September 30, 2011 at 1:54 pm

      • Hai Zombers :D (It’s up on google chrome at least)

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 1:55 pm

      • Damn google chrome. How are ya?

        ZombieofMLIA_

        September 30, 2011 at 1:56 pm

      • Better now that the love of my life has been returned to me : D . How about you?

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 1:57 pm

      • I’m good. About to leave haha. Still not up for me.

        ZombieofMLIA_

        September 30, 2011 at 1:58 pm

      • Sadness…. I’m sure Mek’ll get it up for you. ;D

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 1:59 pm

      • I know. I have full faith in him.

        ZombieofMLIA_

        September 30, 2011 at 2:00 pm

      • Unfortunately, this part is out of my hands. Your internet service provider keeps a list of addresses for the sites people visit and they take up to 24 hours to update the list. Until then you will continue to be directed to the old server. :(

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 2:11 pm

      • He spoke to me O_O

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      • zomygod! who did?!?!

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 2:05 pm

      • You did! I’m new, so I was mildly starstruck <3

        luckycharmed

        September 30, 2011 at 2:06 pm

      • I’m flattered. yay!

        Mek

        September 30, 2011 at 2:13 pm

      • Silly, mek can’t talk.

        typer2131

        September 30, 2011 at 2:10 pm

  51. I already miss u mlia! </3

    battynatty

    September 30, 2011 at 2:18 pm

  52. ,3, I’ve lost all meaning….*screams and starts laughing like maniac* PRETTY, NICE MEN IN WHITE JACKETS ARE COminG TO VISSSIIITTT!HJAHAHAHAHAH

    SoulEater

    September 30, 2011 at 2:35 pm

    • lol Join the club. :p

      MindlessRipOff

      September 30, 2011 at 2:44 pm

  53. Thank you, Mek. You just forced me to call up some friends and socialize with real people, by moving the site. <3 Also, hi typer.

    MindlessRipOff

    September 30, 2011 at 2:40 pm

  54. I am so confused because it says that the switch has been hit and what does that mean? D:

    emma ellie

    September 30, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    • The site and all the data was moved to a new server, but mylifeisaverage.comstill pointed to the old server. When I “hit the switch” I made it point to the new server. Now it is out of my hands and you’ll see the new site as soon as your Internet service provider updates the address they have on file for mylifeisaverage.com – it usually takes about 3 hours, but it can theoretically take up to 72 hours.

      Mek

      September 30, 2011 at 3:24 pm

  55. …furst!

    DROP_DEAD

    September 30, 2011 at 4:24 pm

  56. AHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    There’s a new horror movie coming out called “The Thing,” which puzzled me, because I’m pretty sure there’s already a horror movie called “The Thing,” so I was going to go talk to the commenters about it but then I remembered.

    But this is awesome, what you’re doing. I’m sure it will be better; times are changing and change can be good.
    But it’s still… change.

    And I’m done being deep for now.

    aHeartFullofCinnamon

    September 30, 2011 at 4:37 pm

  57. Why am I always the one who doesn’t get the new site :( it’s still the same page, and I’ve gotten the Apache tester once or twice.

    babepigfell

    September 30, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    • *whines* MEEEK!! WHAT’S HAPPENING!

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:26 pm

  58. Mek, I think MLIA needs a favicon. I don’t even have the little word favicon by default on Chrome anymore since the switch.

    Doc

    September 30, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    • Doc, have you been able to get on MLIA?

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm

  59. I wish my internet would run MLIA. Being sick leaves you with nothing to do other than homework… on a Friday night. It’s amazing how cool I am. Typer’s probably going into commenting withdrawal. D:

    AbnormalPretzel

    September 30, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    • The small group of people who can’t get on, are scattered, across the Internet.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 5:58 pm

      • …Why are you replying to every single person on this blog commenting section?

        AbnormalPretzel

        September 30, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      • I IZ HUR <3

        Doc

        September 30, 2011 at 6:21 pm

      • U SO SPECIAL. <3

        AbnormalPretzel

        September 30, 2011 at 6:32 pm

  60. I keep forgetting I can’t go on and so I click the button on my favorites bar and it’s like oh.

    Kal

    September 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    • It works for me. trolololol

      Doc

      September 30, 2011 at 6:32 pm

      • Is anything different? If the layout changes it’ll be like Facebook all over again.

        Kal

        September 30, 2011 at 6:39 pm

      • i think we’re just transferring to a bigger server. Don’t think anything will happen yet.o:

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 6:41 pm

  61. Apache 2 Test Page. :o

    regurgitatingcow

    September 30, 2011 at 6:32 pm

    • *refreshes >9000 times* APACHE 2 TEST PAGE APACHE 2 TEST PAGE APACHE 2 TEST PAGE. O_O

      regurgitatingcow

      September 30, 2011 at 6:33 pm

      • I’ve gotten that heaps…

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 6:37 pm

      • *tries chrome* Well…that didn’t work either. Got the other page that linked to the blog. :(

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 6:40 pm

      • WHY DOES IT HIDE FROM ME D:

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 6:41 pm

      • Maybe it doesn’t love us. :(

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 6:50 pm

      • *dies inside*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 6:59 pm

      • *dies outside* waitwut

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 7:01 pm

      • lol u dead.

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:07 pm

  62. LOL MLIA is all different. It’s black instead of gray. The font is white.

    Doc

    September 30, 2011 at 7:03 pm

    • Are you the only one who has access?

      Kal

      September 30, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      • Kal, what is your username on MLIA?

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:09 pm

      • …KaleidoscopeEyes.

        Kal

        September 30, 2011 at 7:17 pm

      • Thought so. *nods curtly*

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:19 pm

      • So then who are you?

        Kal

        September 30, 2011 at 7:23 pm

      • PigCanGoFallDownMyMineshaft… I hate that username now -___-

        babepigfell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:29 pm

    • Are there any other changes.

      babepigfell

      September 30, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    • I think you lie.

      regurgitatingcow

      September 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm

  63. Maybe none of us can see it now because we didn’t get the MLIA gold account. :(

    regurgitatingcow

    September 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm

    • I got on. It just took awhile to load.

      slasa

      September 30, 2011 at 7:50 pm

      • I’m getting the error page saying that everything is still transferring, and giving me the link to the blog. :(

        regurgitatingcow

        September 30, 2011 at 7:53 pm

      • So am I. D: We can be buddies for the time being :)

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:56 pm

      • HOW DID YOU GET ON?

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 8:03 pm

    • Rofl

      Mek

      October 1, 2011 at 12:59 am

  64. Mek, I have a question that doesn’t relate to MLIA having to be down. My main account RegurgitatingCow runs under an old email that I don’t use anymore, is there anyway I can change the email associated with it and change the password too? ._.

    regurgitatingcow

    September 30, 2011 at 7:37 pm

  65. You stink.

    BabePigFell

    September 30, 2011 at 7:51 pm

    • *smells self* Oh crap I forgot a shower today! Bai!

      regurgitatingcow

      September 30, 2011 at 7:53 pm

      • WAIT NOOOOO, COME BACK. COWS ARE NATURALLY STINKY!

        BabePigFell

        September 30, 2011 at 7:58 pm

  66. CHROME DOESN’T GIVE ME IT >: ( WHY.

    BabePigFell

    September 30, 2011 at 7:59 pm

  67. MEK, GIVE ME A REASON WHY I CAN’T GET ONTO MLIA! It will make me feel better.

    BabePigFell

    September 30, 2011 at 8:08 pm

    • Please stfu and wait. Thank you.

      Micah

      September 30, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    • Because there isn’t enough protein in bananas

      Mek

      October 1, 2011 at 12:59 am

      • I like bananas.

        babepigfell

        October 1, 2011 at 2:42 am

  68. Wow, looks like I’ve missed a lot. Alot. Whatever.

    GhostofAerosolCum

    October 1, 2011 at 5:10 am

  69. MEK. people have been saying that the top story is stuck, and the ones underneath are changing, I havnt witnessed this myself, because I’ve only been on for a few hours. But this is being said by many, if it is, please fix? Kthnxbai.

    babepigfell

    October 1, 2011 at 6:08 am

  70. And so now that the site’s up, the only thing to do is to get posts to go through again.

    kellcheck

    October 1, 2011 at 10:59 am

  71. Umm…I just typed ‘mylifeisaverge.com’ and got an empty page which said “Welcome to nginx!” on it…

    Missaverage9

    October 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm

    • Did you spell it right?

      _OHHI_

      October 1, 2011 at 12:15 pm

  72. Mek, what is happening? I couldn’t get on yesterday, but then I got on, and now I can’t get on again! Is the server changing AGAIN? Or did worse happen, DID MLIA KILL ITSELF?! *dies*

    _OHHI_

    October 1, 2011 at 12:14 pm

    • NO WAY I GOT ON! OMGOMGOMG IT’S ALIVE!

      _OHHI_

      October 1, 2011 at 12:17 pm

      • roflmao

        BabePigFell

        October 1, 2011 at 7:02 pm

  73. I feel like MLIA imploded with this server transfer.

    Doc

    October 1, 2011 at 1:29 pm

  74. Mek, not only is MLIA slower than a computer running 10 programs on 512 MB of RAM but it’s still stuck on some crap post. Fix? Mehbeh?

    Doc

    October 1, 2011 at 6:52 pm

  75. The homepage takes longer to load than something that takes a really long time to load.

    slasa

    October 1, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    • I want to stab MLIA with a trojan.

      Doc

      October 1, 2011 at 7:00 pm

      • Go ahead.

        BabePigFell

        October 1, 2011 at 7:03 pm

      • *hands over trojan*

        BabePigFell

        October 1, 2011 at 7:05 pm

  76. What Doc said, except now whenever someone posts a comment, like six come out.

    And also I don’t think your post is crappy and acknowledge that it’s moving along smoothly below it, I just feel it is my duty as a frequenter of your website to make sure you’re aware of ohmygod I’ll just shut up now. Have fun with this stuff and bye.

    typer2131

    October 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    • LOL like you’ll really leave.

      Doc

      October 1, 2011 at 7:04 pm

      • Psh. I didn’t. Ohmygod this is so confusing.

        typer2131

        October 1, 2011 at 7:06 pm

      • LOLwut. OMFG Mek you should hire me now. I’m waiting to be hired for free to run MLIA and control all the biddies that get out of control.

        Doc

        October 1, 2011 at 7:08 pm

      • i will never understand anything you say

        typer2131

        October 1, 2011 at 7:10 pm

      • It’s fairly simple. Let me break it down in my downsie voice. “Mek! I think you should allow me to monitor MLIA and press a large red button that somehow alerts you when something happens. That way you or I can control the situation fast! I’m cheaper than a Vietnamese whore and will work for internet hearts (<3)."

        Doc

        October 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm

      • Ohhey. That’s cool. I comprehend that. Okay. o:

        typer2131

        October 1, 2011 at 7:22 pm

  77. Does anyone want to go somewhere to…like…chat or something, but not a chatroom because some of me are on ipods and oh gawd, no, you don’t want to do that. I guess I’ll just go to bed tonight. Weird.

    typer2131

    October 1, 2011 at 7:05 pm

  78. Dum dum dum dum.

    Doc

    October 1, 2011 at 7:35 pm

    • *num num num*

      BabePigFell

      October 1, 2011 at 7:42 pm

  79. Whenever I go to comment, it says my comment could not be saved, why is this D:

    babepigfell

    October 2, 2011 at 5:32 am

    • Technically, it says “Your comment coould not be saved.”

      Kal

      October 2, 2011 at 7:25 am

  80. mek it won’t let me mek comments :(

    Micah

    October 2, 2011 at 6:03 am

    • Look up ^^^

      babepigfell

      October 2, 2011 at 6:04 am

      • I see the ceiling.

        Micah

        October 2, 2011 at 6:10 am

      • You win. What is your username for MLIA?

        babepigfell

        October 2, 2011 at 6:16 am

  81. “Your comment coould not be saved.” LOLmek.

    Doc

    October 2, 2011 at 7:32 am

    • DOC ARE YOU THERE I NEED A HUMAN TO SPEAK TO.

      Kal

      October 2, 2011 at 7:44 am

  82. Mekky boy, the comment section ISN’T WORKING. What’s going on?!

    Hpgrrl

    October 2, 2011 at 7:48 am

  83. Mekky boy, the comment section is not working. Why is this?

    Hpgrrl

    October 2, 2011 at 7:49 am

    • Oikay, sorry for the duplicate. I was told that the website couldn’t post it. My b.

      Hpgrrl

      October 2, 2011 at 7:50 am

  84. Powa to you mek.

    emma

    October 2, 2011 at 7:52 am

  85. What is happening now? It like, doesn’t let me comment.

    ADHD

    October 2, 2011 at 8:06 am

  86. The posts look so lonely without comments. :(

    Emily

    October 2, 2011 at 8:20 am

  87. Leah, if you’re reading this, I NEED HELP. Meaning any time you read this, I’m probably always going to need help. TROLOLOLOLOLOL

    Doc

    October 2, 2011 at 9:58 am

  88. MLIA without comments is like menopause without hot flashes.

    Doc

    October 2, 2011 at 1:15 pm

    • *continues* MLIA without comments is like Typer without insanity.

      Kal

      October 2, 2011 at 1:18 pm

      • MLIA without comments is like cupcakes with no frosting.

        Doc

        October 2, 2011 at 1:28 pm

      • MLIA without comments is like butt without the er.

        Kal

        October 2, 2011 at 1:35 pm

      • MLIA without comments is like sex without an orgasm.

        Doc

        October 2, 2011 at 1:49 pm

      • omg I hate typer

        typer2131

        October 2, 2011 at 2:02 pm

      • MLIA with comments is like a computer without Internet.

        Kal

        October 2, 2011 at 2:08 pm

      • MLIA without comments is like yin without the yang.

        aHeartFullofCinnamon

        October 2, 2011 at 2:31 pm

      • All valid points. I think I’ve fixed commenting, or at least restored it to its former glory. Apologies for breaking it.

        Mek

        October 2, 2011 at 2:52 pm

      • BTW, let me know if still get an unusual number of errors while commenting. Thanks.

        Mek

        October 2, 2011 at 3:02 pm

  89. Mek, fuck yo couch!

    Hait

    October 2, 2011 at 1:40 pm

    • not without buying it dinner. that would be impolite.

      Mek

      October 2, 2011 at 2:49 pm

  90. If you want to talk, I guess we can all go to tinychat.

    Doc

    October 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm

  91. Jesus tits on a stick, I don’t go on the computer for three days and everyone decides to go insane and kill themselves.

    llamafish69

    October 3, 2011 at 1:30 am

  92. With this transfer to a new server, does it mean we can visit stories that have a 404 error e.g. post number 1?

    llamafish69

    October 3, 2011 at 1:32 am

  93. Yeah, I keep getting internal service errors or something similar when I refresh the page. Not sure if you knew that already, but eh. *little miss helpful*

    Jermy

    October 3, 2011 at 4:29 am

    • And just now I got a 504 Gateway Time-out.

      Jermy

      October 3, 2011 at 4:37 am

    • Do the errors usually occur on a particular page?

      Mek

      October 3, 2011 at 10:34 am

  94. Ahem along with the servers there should be a new MLIA favicon if the blog has one. The MLIA store also needs dog t shirts.

    Doc

    October 3, 2011 at 10:15 am

  95. MEK!!! IT DIED D':

    luckycharmed

    October 3, 2011 at 11:34 am

    • Okay okay… it’s back. I’m breathing again.

      luckycharmed

      October 3, 2011 at 11:36 am

      • Gateway keeps timing out Mek my dear.

        luckycharmed

        October 3, 2011 at 1:01 pm

      • Where? The homepage? I just clicked around like a mad man and didn’t see any error pages.

        Mek

        October 3, 2011 at 1:03 pm

      • One the homepage for me. Everytime I try to load the page, it says “504 Gateway Time-out NGINX.” I’m starting to freak out here..

        XxnightfeatherxX

        October 8, 2011 at 9:03 am

      • **On. Gosh, I can’t type today. -.-”

        XxnightfeatherxX

        October 8, 2011 at 9:08 am

  96. Blub blub blub.

    babepigfell

    October 4, 2011 at 12:04 am

  97. MEK! Why is MLIA saying 504 gateway time oue nginx on my screen?! I think I’m having a heart-attack!

    XxnightfeatherxX

    October 8, 2011 at 8:06 am

  98. Hey, uh, Mek? The MLIA store has a Gateway error too.

    XxnightfeatherxX

    October 9, 2011 at 10:00 am

  99. Hi why are we back on this blog post what is happening.

    typer2131

    November 2, 2011 at 2:40 pm


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