I’m not gonna lie, I saw this blog post, and made toast for myself for the first time in a couple weeks. Butter, jelly, the works. (Just kidding, it was only butter & jelly). Ate like 3 pieces.
You must’ve gotten the wrong bottle of mustard! That stuff is good on philly cheesesteaks… Oh, and French toast is lovely when it’s battered up in sugar and oil and fried.
then im sure you have no tastebuds, becuase the discovery of toast must have changed the world. why can’t you relize that and understand the masterpeice
?
Sorry, this has nothing to do with toast, but could you change the font of user’s names so there’s a difference between a lowercase “l” and an uppercase “i”? The clones are getting a bit annoying.
I agree completely with PerPar. Clones are becoming a real annoyance amongst the commenters. Even better, think of a way for us to be able to get rid of trolls. Thanks.
I mean, it’s usually pretty easy to tell the clone is a clone, because they are usually also painfully trollish and noobish, but if it was obvious the usernames would look different, it would probably discourage the trolls from making the account in the first place. Prevention is key.
hey everyone, if you are reading this…LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! shes totes not even gurll friend worthy the way they protray her.but actually sheez the shiz! evrday i dreamt of her wantn to talk 2me…she didd!! and now i wannaB juss like herrr!!
Where is the wonderful Mek at?! He should be commenting on the toastness. But oh well, I still have these MLIAers who love toast as I do . But I detest (oh heres a pun for you! deTOAST) peanut butter on my toast. Just regular butter, well, technically margirne. Farewell until tomorrow!!! And I feel I have to add a cliche ending, so here goes: best.topping.ever. Love and dinotots: Cheyenne
There’s a particularly disturbing user named “imaperv” that has been cyber bullying Kassie17 to the point where his actions are obviously illegal. Delete him as a user, get his email address, whatever just do something.
North to south and coast to coast, people always ask me, ‘What do you like most?’ Now I don’t mean to brag, I don’t wanna boast, but I just tell them, ‘I like toast.’ YEAH TOAST
I’m not sure if anyone who can help me and/or cares is reading this, but MLIA is not working for me. I can’t press any buttons on the comment section. The reply button, submit button, good button, bad button, average button, meh button… Anything. It’s annoying and it sucks. It would be awesome if someone could help me
[...] blog, you’ll find an homage to the wonder of the average. Attention is paid to things like toast, and socks, and how good those things are despite their inate [...]
[...] blog, you’ll find an homage to the wonder of the average. Attention is paid to things like toast, and socks, and how good those things are despite their inate [...]
It is indeed.
You know what’s (disputably) even more average?
Bread.
Lietthelawyer
March 18, 2010 at 3:04 am
dude you rock my socks off. and my shoes. and my toes. ah crap now im gushing blood.. helllppppp! why did you have to rock so much???!!!!
Daisy
March 21, 2010 at 11:45 am
Because toast…toast is just so Average
Averagely Fly Guy
March 29, 2010 at 8:41 pm
… I’m Daisy.
Daisy
March 31, 2010 at 6:53 am
Toast is wonderful. Bread, not bad. But average? Burnt toast. That’s average.
Singing Swan
March 18, 2010 at 3:13 am
icky toasters full of crumbs=super average
epicaverageoxymoron
March 18, 2010 at 4:39 am
I completely agree.
Theoneyoudidntsee
March 18, 2010 at 6:39 am
Peanut butter on toast… Yummers…
BelaLugosi
March 18, 2010 at 7:07 am
That IS good
UnicornsDoExist(:
March 18, 2010 at 9:43 am
UNICORNS EXIST??????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Daisy
March 21, 2010 at 11:43 am
Again; I completely agree.
Theoneyoudidntsee
March 18, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Not now son, I’m making…*dramatic pause*…TOAST!!
KGfromMN
March 18, 2010 at 7:52 am
INVADER ZIM!! <3
invaderkelsey
March 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
lol nice
Gaara1357
April 1, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Tis average it is.
Star_gazer
March 18, 2010 at 1:27 pm
‘Tis = it is
RAWR
April 16, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Quite average indeed.
MyPenguinWillEatYou
March 18, 2010 at 1:50 pm
This morning, my toaster broke, so guess what I had to have?
RAW TOAST! D:
howxprofound
March 18, 2010 at 1:54 pm
HxP, that must’ve been terrible! *shudders*
TMPM
March 18, 2010 at 2:29 pm
This is called Bread
Kenn
March 18, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Preposterous!
howxprofound
March 18, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Nutella is the best toast-topping ever. IMHO
Therapist_Or_The_Rapist
March 18, 2010 at 2:50 pm
I had never had it until like last Sunday. That stuff is awesome! I’ve only had it out of the jar, though, haha.
UnicornsDoExist(:
March 19, 2010 at 12:39 am
That is absolute gold. Especially when your quick enough and your toast is still real hot so the Nutella melts.
ContraCosta
March 19, 2010 at 5:20 am
I AGREE. But do you know what is even better?
Marshmallow Fluff.
LariaISawesomesauce
March 22, 2010 at 5:16 pm
No, peanut butter is better.
KWinchester
March 22, 2010 at 6:43 pm
no. nutella WITH peanut butter.
theblob:D
April 12, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Oh no u didn’t!!
Milz
May 2, 2010 at 2:31 am
I’m not gonna lie, I saw this blog post, and made toast for myself for the first time in a couple weeks. Butter, jelly, the works. (Just kidding, it was only butter & jelly). Ate like 3 pieces.
Yum.
KevinSoftTaco
March 18, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I think I will make some average toast, it just seems appropriate.
ezzy123
March 18, 2010 at 9:27 pm
French Toast = above average. It’s like fancy toast. French toast is to toast what Grey Poupon is to mustard.
Mobile
March 18, 2010 at 11:32 pm
In that both French toast and Grey Poupon are gross, right?
KWinchester
March 22, 2010 at 6:44 pm
You must’ve gotten the wrong bottle of mustard! That stuff is good on philly cheesesteaks… Oh, and French toast is lovely when it’s battered up in sugar and oil and fried.
TheBaddingFairy
March 23, 2010 at 2:42 am
I had French Toast this morning. It was kinda DELICIOUS
RAWR
April 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I want toast now. But I have no bread.
MelodyDrama
March 19, 2010 at 7:16 am
You are all making me hungry, dammit!
BelaLugosi
March 19, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Aahh! My cousins are toasts. Yes, I’m related to average people. If only WYLST was here.
Cruton
March 19, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Am I the only one who doesn’t like toast? Hm.
erinsayyysss
March 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Probably. You should leave, like right now.
Coral
March 24, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Sokay, I don’t really like toast either. Or bread.
PERFECTLYpar
March 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
then im sure you have no tastebuds, becuase the discovery of toast must have changed the world. why can’t you relize that and understand the masterpeice
?
theblob:D
April 12, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Oh, I love you all.
Toast
March 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Lol I love u to
Milz
May 2, 2010 at 2:34 am
Sorry, this has nothing to do with toast, but could you change the font of user’s names so there’s a difference between a lowercase “l” and an uppercase “i”? The clones are getting a bit annoying.
PERFECTLYpar
March 20, 2010 at 9:27 pm
Mef. *the usernames
PERFECTLYpar
March 20, 2010 at 11:41 pm
I agree completely with PerPar. Clones are becoming a real annoyance amongst the commenters. Even better, think of a way for us to be able to get rid of trolls. Thanks.
MysteryInc
March 20, 2010 at 11:44 pm
That’s what the Report button is for. But better to prevent and discourage beforehand.
PERFECTLYpar
March 24, 2010 at 7:14 pm
I mean, it’s usually pretty easy to tell the clone is a clone, because they are usually also painfully trollish and noobish, but if it was obvious the usernames would look different, it would probably discourage the trolls from making the account in the first place. Prevention is key.
PERFECTLYpar
March 24, 2010 at 7:20 pm
MEKky MEK MEK MEK… are you and MLIA commenter?
mmbb9964
March 21, 2010 at 6:36 am
whoops, sorry! **an
mmbb9964
March 21, 2010 at 6:36 am
Mek didn’t write this post. This post was written by GK
howxprofound
March 22, 2010 at 11:15 am
What the French, Toast??!
b
March 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
hey everyone, if you are reading this…LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! shes totes not even gurll friend worthy the way they protray her.but actually sheez the shiz! evrday i dreamt of her wantn to talk 2me…she didd!! and now i wannaB juss like herrr!!
Daisy
March 21, 2010 at 11:42 am
What the….? How does this have anything to do with toast, MLIA, or Mek? And what “Britney” are you taking about?
xoXdancerxox
March 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Who’s Brittany?
snaké
March 21, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Reply button fail.
KWinchester
March 22, 2010 at 6:45 pm
I prefer raisin toast.
AlexisAcula
March 22, 2010 at 12:42 am
I agree. Toast is great. Its fun to dance around with toast.
krikra
March 22, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Where is the wonderful Mek at?! He should be commenting on the toastness. But oh well, I still have these MLIAers who love toast as I do
. But I detest (oh heres a pun for you! deTOAST) peanut butter on my toast. Just regular butter, well, technically margirne. Farewell until tomorrow!!! And I feel I have to add a cliche ending, so here goes: best.topping.ever. Love and dinotots: Cheyenne 
Cheyenne_because_thats_my_real_name
March 22, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Hello GK. You write quite eloquently.
TheBaddingFairy
March 23, 2010 at 2:44 am
I don’t know where else to post this, at all.
There’s a particularly disturbing user named “imaperv” that has been cyber bullying Kassie17 to the point where his actions are obviously illegal. Delete him as a user, get his email address, whatever just do something.
TextOnTheScreen
March 23, 2010 at 10:10 am
hey i guess my friend isnt mad at me so yeah
megan flatbush
March 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Toast + Butter + Cinnamon = Heaven
I_Want_Your_Virginity
March 23, 2010 at 6:26 pm
North to south and coast to coast, people always ask me, ‘What do you like most?’ Now I don’t mean to brag, I don’t wanna boast, but I just tell them, ‘I like toast.’ YEAH TOAST
Popolopolous
March 24, 2010 at 7:27 am
I am average.
Toast
March 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Hola mu chachas.
Da_Average_Button
March 24, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Why has the word of the day been icon for so long and why is it icon?
KevinSoftTaco
March 25, 2010 at 11:43 am
Because icon’t think of anything better.
GhostofCorporateFuture
March 27, 2010 at 10:12 am
*slaps knee*. Hardy, har har, that twas a knee slapper!
xoXdancerxox
March 28, 2010 at 6:30 pm
oh, you mean what i eat every morning yes it is and my life is average
defnek
March 28, 2010 at 5:05 am
You dererve to get a Hollywood deal like the Stuff (sic) My Dad Says guy did.
Neutralism
March 28, 2010 at 10:07 am
why has there not been a new average word of the day in weeks?
ihatechem
March 28, 2010 at 7:23 pm
toast is boring. so does that mean it is average? average is usually boring….
einalem
March 29, 2010 at 10:10 am
How come this post, that merely says “Toast: Is average.” has the most comments out of all of the posts?
Joe
March 29, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Simply because it has been up the longest.
TheBaddingFairy
March 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Because toast is so incredibly average, much like cereal and fire hydrants
Average Cereal
April 12, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I’m not sure if anyone who can help me and/or cares is reading this, but MLIA is not working for me. I can’t press any buttons on the comment section. The reply button, submit button, good button, bad button, average button, meh button… Anything. It’s annoying and it sucks. It would be awesome if someone could help me
I_Want_Your_Virginity
March 30, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Toast + PeanutButter + Nutella = Best. Average. Toast. Toppings. EVER!
CoolerthanCharlie
March 31, 2010 at 8:27 am
TACOS & toast!(:
ErratikSam
March 31, 2010 at 10:29 am
I strongly disapprove of this long period of updatelessness. Please get on that, homeslices.
A. Commenter
March 31, 2010 at 11:22 am
go to youtube, type in amityville toaster…reply if you lmao-ed.
llamaninja66
April 1, 2010 at 3:42 am
What happened to the MLIA App in the iTunes app store. It isn’t there anymore.
Ben
April 1, 2010 at 9:44 am
Today my brother made toast and set off the fire alarm………..true story.
Paige
April 1, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Everytime I try to share my stories it doesnt do anything when i click on it.
BrennaMadelyn
April 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm
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