Episode 1 – Average Radio
We’re podcasting!
Here is our first stab at it:
We are excited to know what you think. You can either write a comment below or you can leave us a message on the hotline! 
Life is pretty normal today
We’re podcasting!
Here is our first stab at it:
We are excited to know what you think. You can either write a comment below or you can leave us a message on the hotline!
FIRST!!! Also. I love it
Danny Iscute
February 1, 2010 at 4:31 am
…I really wish I could bad you into oblivion.
KWinchester
February 1, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Haha K-Dubs..Me too.
TMPM
February 1, 2010 at 6:09 pm
First!
Greg
February 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm
…fail. and screw you.
ebn
February 1, 2010 at 5:52 pm
…screw you.
ebn
February 1, 2010 at 5:52 pm
we can screw everyone…
Luna Lovegood
February 1, 2010 at 7:23 pm
he should be British…
keri
February 1, 2010 at 4:45 am
I agree!
Robin
February 1, 2010 at 4:54 am
Agreed!
Emily
February 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
Agreed!!!
lizzi
February 1, 2010 at 11:26 am
SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
satbir
February 1, 2010 at 1:04 pm
I second that
Simon
February 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Seconded!
Maggie
February 1, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Should be Tim, John and Matt
David D
February 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Why are people so obsessed with English accents?
And yes, they are English, not British. Sorry, one of my pet hates…
musicandrainbows
March 25, 2010 at 1:16 pm
mlia with audio? epic ;[)
Dalton
February 1, 2010 at 4:45 am
hey i have not heard it yet but soon will
but i wonder what will be in that ?
i mean mlia
ok,
but an mlia podcast,
whats that all about ?
im soo bloody exited
toodles
– Natasha Sharma
natasha
February 1, 2010 at 4:49 am
I hope you only select average stories and not the random,fun, crazy stories people keep posting…
Usernamelicious
February 1, 2010 at 4:59 am
OOH Average Podcast?
That’s gonna be average.
What shall this be about?
and I agree with Keri, he should be British.
Morgan
February 1, 2010 at 5:11 am
OMG he so should be british
And nice whale speak 
ahaha
Carly
February 1, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Yaaay!
haha animal noises:P MLIA
marialepus
February 1, 2010 at 5:13 am
If you want an English host then you just have to ask
(Name is the same on MLIA.)
I_Am_English
February 1, 2010 at 5:14 am
You could always make your own…
TheBaddingFairy
February 1, 2010 at 5:16 am
I wouldn’t have a clue how to
I_Am_English
February 1, 2010 at 5:19 am
… I got nothing.
TheBaddingFairy
February 1, 2010 at 5:19 am
That’s pretty funny, but maybe more discussing of average events?
Gretchen
February 1, 2010 at 5:19 am
This is what average has come to.
TheBaddingFairy
February 1, 2010 at 5:23 am
MlIA….I love you.
xD
Revolvingdooralarm
February 1, 2010 at 5:20 am
He should be british
it should be just more than “hellos?”
kristennicole
February 1, 2010 at 5:45 am
or asian.
mneu
February 1, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Nice, should for sure be a Brit. No doubt about it. 8D
BritishChap11
February 1, 2010 at 5:51 am
My computer doesn’t have sound *dies*
I've got a jar of dirt
February 1, 2010 at 6:14 am
OH NOES! I shall send you speakers!
To be average, you have to have sound.
Morgan
February 1, 2010 at 6:44 am
This is most definitely average! And I agree with everyone who thinks the host person should be British.
ElectricViolinist
February 1, 2010 at 7:08 am
john, I love your voice
Melody
February 1, 2010 at 7:09 am
I think the host should have been Chinese. Now, THAT would have been average. especially for the Chinese peepz
I nomz cookies in yar bed
February 1, 2010 at 7:59 am
He actually sounds a lot like someone I know… O_o
Erik
February 1, 2010 at 8:02 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA…. could be a bit better.. they should make funny videos based off of peoples posts!! That would be awesome!!!
Morgan
February 1, 2010 at 8:03 am
I think he should be british…. actually scratch that, this is suppose to be an AVERAGE website, is it not?
Madison
February 1, 2010 at 8:06 am
British people are average.
Jillian
February 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm
not for americans
Giulia
February 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm
the host sounds like keanu reeves, and that’s not a good thing.
go away, foul podcast!
kevin
February 1, 2010 at 8:15 am
I don’t understand this..
TheRealEmz
February 1, 2010 at 8:24 am
i could present it, i’m british! lol.
Polly
February 1, 2010 at 8:38 am
iIIIIiiII CccCccaaaAAannnNNn SPPpeeEaaAkkK WhhAleeeee whats weird about this is that i have been saying this to alll of my friends for the past week
weird 
love love love
Sydney
February 1, 2010 at 8:52 am
Sounds like “World’s Funniest Pets” presenter.
RemKingston
February 1, 2010 at 9:00 am
Mario Lopez…? Maybe?
Yeah.. podcast = cool idea, but needs work. And funnier voicemails, those failed to amuse me. So did you, MLIA Podcaster.
Circafan
February 1, 2010 at 9:59 am
i listened to it twice. i enjoyed it twice.
mackenzieee
February 1, 2010 at 9:37 am
My computer won’t let me listen. Says the file isn’t found.
Maybe it’s because I live in England. Sadly, that is often the case with American things.
I’m gonna try again later.
Jacksonite
February 1, 2010 at 9:39 am
lol i cant figure out how to delete a comment. but seriously this thing is pretty funny.
mackenzieee
February 1, 2010 at 9:40 am
THIS. IS. AVERAGE! *sparta kick*
blahguy
February 1, 2010 at 9:44 am
I wish you would just fix the actual MLIA site from cliches instead of doing this. It wasn’t my cup of tea. I speak for a number of people. I’m just sayin’.
NerdsTurnThyOn
February 1, 2010 at 10:05 am
agreed. changes need to be made to the site and we are working diligently to make those changes. it is hard work and takes time though, so bear with us.
Also, the people who write the blog and make the podcast are not the same people responsible for coding the site and we never put the blog before the site.
Mek
February 1, 2010 at 4:19 pm
this is stupid. not average. just stupid. what the heck. mlia shouldnt have a podcast because its not even average, its retarted.
get a life.
Juli
February 1, 2010 at 10:08 am
in less colorful terms, i agree. this is not what the site is about. i say NEIGH.
O.o
NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im random.
very random.
and hyperrrrrrrrrr
the site is da bomb, the podcast is chernobyll. hate to break it to ya. yeah. look it up.
go me wo0t and go the REAL mlia!!!!!! tho of course everyone knows that. duh. ur prbly thinkin, get on with it.
Olive B.
February 1, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I can speak whale too!
Trulyaverage
February 1, 2010 at 10:47 am
It was only 20 seconds long?
zae
February 1, 2010 at 11:08 am
It should be just over 5 mins long.
Mek
February 1, 2010 at 4:26 pm
HAHA! “Don’t write with abroken pencil, it’s pointless.”
CatherineJOram
February 1, 2010 at 11:20 am
…I really liked the music at the end.
Greg
February 1, 2010 at 11:30 am
LOl to be average the guy should be Indian like all the telemarketers!
Julie
February 1, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Its brillant. Pure Genius
Fliss
February 1, 2010 at 12:38 pm
He should have some type of accent or at least fake it. (a different one everyday?)
Mak
February 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
He could be Australian, maybe British would be better though.
JD
February 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm
This is silly.
Kate
February 1, 2010 at 12:57 pm
I like how the last one was the beginning to a freecreditreport.com song.
HAYOOOO
February 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm
haha my name is ___ and i have a beak…:)
king
February 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
This is pure epic averageness!
Bridget
February 1, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Awww, man!! Next time, can you be British??
Maura
February 1, 2010 at 1:27 pm
This is UBER average! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S.~ OINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S- exclamation points are average
Elise
February 1, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Wow, you’re a bit obnoxious. Honestly, that was almost as bad as the roflcopter (soi soi soi) guy. @-@
Ew.
February 1, 2010 at 1:46 pm
aren’t you in a lovely mood!
ANONYMOUS
February 1, 2010 at 2:57 pm
lol I LOVE IT XD… (yes he should have a british accent i would be in love) this is such a good idea!
nola
February 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
…. Definetly should be british.. but not all average people are british.
Cambria
February 1, 2010 at 1:50 pm
The whale sound reminds me of Dory from ‘Finding Nemo’.
Peter Parker
February 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Will this be on iTunes? I think it should be. But love it!
Amy
February 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
It is now available on iTunes. You can find it by searching for mylifeisaverage or mlia.
Mek
February 12, 2010 at 7:22 pm
ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR BRITISH!!!!
Melissa
February 1, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I like the British and they are too awesome to not like!!!!
Melissa
February 1, 2010 at 2:02 pm
My Little Pony. His name is Tony. He’ll always be in my farts *ding*
MOO MOO
February 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm
the purpose of a british accent (real or fake) is not because average people are british, or that british accents are average, but average people like british accents.
i personally prefer scottish accents, but no one understands them. i’ll settle for british.
actionxreaction
February 1, 2010 at 2:17 pm
No way… 0_o As the cliche annoyances would say, “Mind. Blown.”
Maus
February 1, 2010 at 2:27 pm
um yes. of course he should be british.
it would make this much more average!
tina.you.fat.lard!
February 1, 2010 at 2:30 pm
i changed it from 69 to 70 comments.
tessa
February 1, 2010 at 2:36 pm
teehee there were 69 comments
eli jaffe
February 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm
he should be Australian!!!!
Kat
February 1, 2010 at 2:55 pm
LOL.
FUNNY! should b british though or someone with a british accent.this guy sounds like the guy from Fluffe??
Krizelle
February 1, 2010 at 3:01 pm
tic-tac-toe?
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flip flop
February 1, 2010 at 3:15 pm
X, top left.
Circafan
February 1, 2010 at 3:38 pm
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SolId
February 1, 2010 at 6:27 pm
**** you, I’m playing Flip Flop! D:
Circafan
February 1, 2010 at 6:37 pm
no… i is playing flip flop bc i redrew the board and made a move with o. you said to put an x in the top left, but then it will be x vs x and thats no fun is it?
SolId
February 1, 2010 at 11:21 pm
You just owned me pretty hard there. Well then.
I’ll take over since Flip Flop appears to be absent.
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Circafan
February 2, 2010 at 8:16 am
ok but i know i sorta lose automatically because of my bad move and your cleverness but i will lose with grace
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SolId
February 2, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I admire your sportsmanship. You’re a good lad.
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Circafan
February 2, 2010 at 3:59 pm
thank you and good game. better to lose fairly than to cheat and win.
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until next game…
SolId
February 2, 2010 at 7:59 pm
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Goodbye, super-cliche mystery stranger. Maybe we’ll be soulmates some day.
Circafan
February 2, 2010 at 9:20 pm
That made my day.
KevinSoftTaco
February 19, 2010 at 1:22 pm
YEAH!!!! power to the average people!
Courtney
February 1, 2010 at 3:46 pm
boink was here.
boink
February 1, 2010 at 4:02 pm
AMAZING!
ALO
February 1, 2010 at 4:39 pm
This is so awesome!
"lol"
February 1, 2010 at 4:40 pm
cool but i agree the accent should be british. or new zealand
Koopakazz
February 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm
british would be nice.
kristina rose
February 1, 2010 at 4:55 pm
the person who speaks whale makes me happy inside
Sylvia
February 1, 2010 at 5:03 pm
AHAHAHA!
Kayleen
February 1, 2010 at 7:21 pm
What is it????
angel tiara
February 1, 2010 at 5:10 pm
It’s a girl!
Circafan
February 1, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Podcast is… Silly. Trying too hard, MLIA.
obamaneedsallama
February 1, 2010 at 5:22 pm
That was…lame.
TMPM
February 1, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I love it so much!!
emo_dork
February 1, 2010 at 6:03 pm
I didn’t listen to it. I just feel like commenting.
TOTR
February 1, 2010 at 6:04 pm
AWESOME. =) LOVE THIS WEBSITE. FUNNIEST THING EVER!!
Kayleen
February 1, 2010 at 7:19 pm
zomg it’s Febuary 1st…i srsly am eating smiles =] delish. nom nom nom. goldfish!
Luna Lovegood
February 1, 2010 at 7:25 pm
he should totally have a british accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!
djmab
February 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Holy hot fudge sundae! I’m so excited! They should make frsrs average stuff. Not like, that really random stuff. Either way, I dig it.
But I kinda wanna see someone in a costume run around here, or somethin’.
Just saying.
Bre
February 1, 2010 at 7:29 pm
So I agree that he should be british, but this was GREAT! I love MLIA and making it an audio is fantastic! I can’t wait for nect time
Superman
February 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Ditto for the idea of having a British host.
and I’m loving the average quilt-square style icons that everyone has XD
Becky
February 1, 2010 at 7:46 pm
There should be a different accent each time. Britsh accents are amazing, and us Australian are pretty awesome, but there are a billion ways of speaking ENlgish around thr world. Why not celebrate them all? Like Irish, Scottish, African, Islander, etc! Spread the culture, man
krazzeh
February 1, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Yeah he should be british. It would sound more awesome. But a MLIA podcast?! THAT IS SO AWESOME. I think random stuff is funny. Maybe it should be random AND average. Or we could just say random is average ;D.
StalkerDudeBob
February 2, 2010 at 12:08 am
I didn’t know MLIA could be anymore epic, I was wrong
Lydia
February 4, 2010 at 4:45 pm
It’s so incredibly average. <3
Stefanie
February 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm