Welcome!
Dear MLIA reader,
Here at MLIA staff headquarters, surrounded by other small apartments and the loud noise of a garbage truck, we strive to be average in almost everything we do. We have a strong commitment to being average. We love average.
Because of this, we thought that the most average way to keep everyone up to date with what’s going on behind the scenes at MLIA was by using a blog. Blogs are so average that there’s even a blog about chairs.
So what is going on in MLIA-land?
Well, first we would like to congratulate everyone who has raised money for charity by buying an MLIA t-shirt. We’re donating 100% of the t-shirt profit from December to charity… but wait! THERE’S MORE! Inspired by some of the suggestions on the fan page, we’ve decided that we want to get a freshwater well for a village that doesn’t have one, through charitywater.org. Why ? BECAUSE WATER IS AVERAGE. Everyone should have access to clean drinking water.
Before Christmas we donated the first half of December’s t-shirt sales ($3,500!!!) to Toys for Tots, because Christmas presents are average. Now we’re shooting for an entire freshwater well for a village, and we’re going to keep donating all t-shirt sale profits until we get there. A well costs $5,000, and you raised $1,500 dollars from last December already. So grab an MLIA t-shirt here, because water is average.
What else is going on in MLIA-land?
Loads of things. We’ll keep you updated here, and to celebrate the new blog we’ll leave you with this MLIA.
Today, I was listening to the radio and heard an interview with a woman who shunned any form of electronics. At the end the news caster mentioned something along the lines of, “You can read about this in further depth on her blog.” Ah, the irony. MLIA
Finally I’ve been waiting for you guys to get a blog. Well Done :]]
AbigailVanP
January 17, 2010 at 1:36 am
Please fix the comments so we can comment again. I don’t know what to do with my life now that I can’t comment.
metalgeek
January 17, 2010 at 1:42 am
PLEASE
heytheredevon
January 17, 2010 at 3:49 am
Carefull when commenting with the word comment, it can creat other alternate dimensions in the space-time continuum, skew us into an alternate tangent, and cause chaos. Where is this blog, nothings showing up on ta screen..
bboy1O1
January 27, 2010 at 9:26 am
hahaha “space-time continuum, skew us into an alternate tangent” isnt that almost a word for word quote from Back To The Future 2? /:)
Ultramegachikn
February 19, 2010 at 9:28 am
this is not a serious post.
mahesh
February 11, 2010 at 7:19 am
Wondering if there is a way to subscribe to this? If there is, I’m probably just blind… SO GLAD THERE IS A BLOG NOW! <3
Kira
January 17, 2010 at 1:55 am
We’ve added links to the sidebar, so you can subscribe via RSS or have new posts sent directly to your email.
Mek
January 18, 2010 at 9:15 am
When is the comment section going to be up to date?
OctoPie
January 17, 2010 at 1:55 am
wow. i wonder if the lady read this…
SuMaYa
January 17, 2010 at 1:56 am
Wonderful blog!
Yeah, go average water. Everyone drinks that stuff.
Kayla Wilde
January 17, 2010 at 1:57 am
Through conclusive evidence I have found it to be an undeniable fact that within the last 1000 years 100% of people who have drunk water died.
Laughsforpleasure
January 26, 2010 at 9:35 pm
great name, intresting facts, pertainent. A+ comment.
bboy1O1
January 27, 2010 at 9:29 am
Jesus didn’t die and he drank water but that was over 2000 years ago
jeffrey keller
January 29, 2010 at 8:31 pm
@jeffrey keller,
no, i’m pretty sure Jesus died, too.
dustin
February 10, 2010 at 6:23 am
Technically, I have drank water within the last 1000 years and have not died yet… So not 100% of people..
Brian
March 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Yes, when will the comments be back up?
StarTrekWars
January 17, 2010 at 2:33 am
We are currently working on fixing the comments on MyLifeIsAverage.com. We’ll let you know as soon as we’ve fixed it.
Mek
January 17, 2010 at 2:53 am
My comment is average.
bryankarmel
January 17, 2010 at 3:01 am
My reply is average.
DemolitionLovers
March 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm
my reply to your reply is average
mvf
March 17, 2010 at 2:56 pm
please take the comment rate thing off when they’re done. i know no spam rocks and all, but im a fast typer and the thing bugs me.
nickie
January 17, 2010 at 3:15 am
Yes please
heytheredevon
January 17, 2010 at 3:50 am
I hate getting Rate Limited. It sucks. Then I sit there for 30 seconds, not knowing what to do.
KevinSoftTaco
January 22, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Ooh, a blog.
Is it just me, or is MyLifeisG down?
Someone. :)
January 17, 2010 at 10:36 am
we accidentally deleted it and decided to take the opportunity to upgrade the site to the new code. we will have it back up soon, although some stories, comments and accounts will be lost.
Mek
January 18, 2010 at 5:13 am
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rfdfd
February 6, 2010 at 6:42 am
Please fix the comments! I feel lost without them!
cedricdiggorylives
January 17, 2010 at 11:16 am
water and christmas pressies are average! nice one folks!
tess
January 17, 2010 at 1:29 pm
I hate water that isn’t average. All that Splenda and powder people pour into their water to be individual and independent. Disgusting.
Gah-Jay
January 17, 2010 at 2:12 pm
So, when are you going to post a message on the front page that meeting your SOUL. MATE. in Wal-Mart is not average?
Zach
January 17, 2010 at 11:45 pm
it’s not? i met mine at walmart… where did you meet yours?
Mek
January 18, 2010 at 5:14 am
Hum? RSS feed for MLIA?
Malou
January 18, 2010 at 12:22 am
coming soon…
i know we’ve said that before, but this time we mean it (probably)
Mek
January 18, 2010 at 5:14 am
You should start reading the comments. Some of us only come to MLIA for the comments and to make fun of the stories. Sad, but true. I really hope the stories become average again.
KevinSoftTaco
January 20, 2010 at 9:27 pm
True that. The caliber of stories actually being voted through is terrible. Comments are awesomesauce in digital form.
OctoPie
January 21, 2010 at 4:35 am
i could really use some awesomesauce right now….
Ultramegachikn
February 19, 2010 at 9:31 am
We have and we understand that some people prefer the old MLIA, some prefer the new and some like the mid-life crisis MLIA, but who are we to decide which is best. The community has always decided which stories to publish and we would like to keep it that way. Having said that, we are looking at the possibility of creating a new section on the site with hand picked stories; stories that are more… average.
Mek
January 21, 2010 at 6:36 am
If this is mid-life crisis MLIA, I’m looking forward to the golden oldies MLIA. Because, you know, my faith in old people has been restored and all that jazz.
OctoPie
January 21, 2010 at 10:23 pm
The idea of a new section with actual current, average stories would be….a blessing. Absolutely terrific idea.
But Keeping the main stories up to the voters is something you shouldn’t ever delete, because I guess that’s the majority.
KevinSoftTaco
January 22, 2010 at 6:14 pm
OH! There should be a test! So that all voters must prove their averageness!
..Nevermind. Terrible idea. My brain exploded. Apologies.
TheAmazingKid
January 22, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Its okay, TAK, I’ll piece back together your brain for you.
and Mek…when do you think this change would take effect, if at all?
KevinSoftTaco
January 23, 2010 at 9:00 am
I think you are doing a great thing! There`s a lot of selfishnes going on in this world, glad to see that MLIA is not on that roll.
Greetings from Norway.
Cathrine
January 21, 2010 at 11:17 am
i do also still like the fact that the mlia community gets to vote on submissions… however, i feel like most of the people who care about what does and does not get posted are those with accounts on the site. maybe voting should be exclusive to members? also, pardon my lack of capitalization, i am using my cellular device to post this.
AdmiralScruffington
January 22, 2010 at 6:30 am
All lack of capitalization will be forgiven for the fact that you have an epic username.
KWinchester
January 22, 2010 at 7:02 pm
why thank you, good sir or madam
AdmiralScruffington
January 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm
i have submitted stories but they didnt “publish”.
how do i publish them so that others can see them ?
samantha
January 23, 2010 at 11:40 am
Um, are you kidding? They have to be voted on. Only ones with x amount of averages are published.
OctoPie
January 23, 2010 at 11:58 am
how average of you to say “an MLIA t-shit” it’s “a MLIA t-shirt”. yes, i’m one of ‘those’ people.
jenna
January 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm
The sorts of people that don’t realize a/an is based on sound of a word rather than spelling?
heyou
January 23, 2010 at 7:35 pm
actually, it IS proper to use “an” because you say the letter “M” like ‘emm’ (or ‘em or imm or whatever). it is not like you are saying MmmmmhhLlllll’Eyyyyyyyyyyyye’Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
mckshay
March 14, 2010 at 12:57 pm
an MLIA blog? yay! and i also really like AdmiralScruffington’s idea about only members being able to vote on submissions.
mmbb9964
January 24, 2010 at 9:06 am
and, what time zone is this blog in? because it’s 12:09 in the afternoon here… but i think it’s going to say 9something. does anyone know?
mmbb9964
January 24, 2010 at 9:10 am
It’s California time (US/Pacific)
Mek
January 24, 2010 at 11:28 am
You should make it customizable, so people can say what time zone they want to be in, and then have their things on each one, like best for each day, and all that
And I know that most people who do this are either American or Canadian, but the average person in the world isn’t? Thanks
Ben
January 26, 2010 at 7:45 pm
What’s the ‘X’ number of votes a submission needs to be published?
Cash McMoney
January 24, 2010 at 9:12 pm
“Awesome!
”
That was an average commemt
“Wow this totally makes me want to buy all those poeple human sized hamster balls and take them crowd surfing, unfortunately they cost around 500 dollars. idea for next fund raiser? a potential candidate.”
That was my response
Kaboozle123
January 25, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Why hello. This is average. And I like it.
Your average joe-ette.
January 25, 2010 at 7:57 pm
That is extremely AWESOME! It makes me happy to support a website that wants to do good with the world.
Amber
January 25, 2010 at 11:17 pm
i think when you say “AWESOME” you really mean “AVERAGE” someone might take offence to that
Ultramegachikn
February 19, 2010 at 9:33 am
Can you send this year’s proceeds to Haiti? Please?
Thanks.
Jessica
January 26, 2010 at 5:36 am
Haiti should also be included to the charity list. They need all they can get.
Savannah
January 27, 2010 at 6:52 am
Haiti really should be included
Kalin
January 27, 2010 at 12:09 pm
hello, Guru Khalsa and Enrico Mills.
your mother
January 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
they are the makers of MLIA according to wikipedia
your mother
January 27, 2010 at 12:12 pm
WAHOOOOOO I LOVE MLIA! THANKS
Sherrie
January 27, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Carolynn
January 28, 2010 at 7:34 am
I
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MLIA!!!!!!
Courtney
January 28, 2010 at 5:42 pm
That’s an excellent idea. You guys are wonderful for donating the money to such worthy causes and not keeping it for yourself. I applaud and tip my cap to you.
Emily
January 31, 2010 at 10:10 am
“OH! There should be a test! So that all voters must prove their averageness!
..Nevermind. Terrible idea. My brain exploded. Apologies.”
This caused an average amount of laughter to erupt from me.
Pairlitaire
January 31, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Those chairs are intense by the way. xD
Solomon?
February 2, 2010 at 6:32 pm
This comment is average.
Eddie
February 4, 2010 at 5:03 pm
yusssssss!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney
February 5, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Thank you for the post, I am really wondering how can I use this to create my own blog post.
Super
February 7, 2010 at 2:47 am
Hey visiting this site for the first time. Find it very intrsting. Wil tel my friends to visit it as well
Shalaka
February 9, 2010 at 1:48 am
Let’s be honest. Who looked at the chair blog?
Matt
February 9, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Me
cleo
February 17, 2010 at 4:39 pm
I’m addicted to the stupid chair blog now. Thanks.
KevinSoftTaco
February 18, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Thakns for that. I have now. They have cool chairs.
SHINEY chair.
Ty
March 17, 2010 at 12:25 am
asdfkl;’
Allie
February 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
My average DSi has got me 24 hou access to this site. I now just pretend im always tired or sick. Thanks for making my life that little bit cooler.
Riley
February 17, 2010 at 3:44 am
WAI DOEZ TEH WATER KILL EVERYONE!?
AND WAI DIDNT JESAS DIE WAN DRANKIN ETTT!?
I REALLY DONT UNDURSTAND ANYTHING THAT WAZ SED ABUT WATAR…….
scruffles
February 26, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Well Jesus did die but he came back to life and was taken up to heaven.
Lala
February 28, 2010 at 8:22 pm
i love how you’re adding the new “actually average” section. i only come to MLIA for the comments nowadays, but i hope that will change things. thanks
nickie
March 7, 2010 at 6:52 pm
hey, well im glad you guys finally put up a blog. But anyways, i put two stories up like 3 months ago. and still nothing. i know you guys are probably tired of hearing people complain about how come their stories Never get published on here. but it kind of aggrivates me whenever im looking through really stupid stories that are published, when their are A LOT of potiential stories that actually make sense and are funny, that are not published. It honestly doesnot make any sense here. Anyways i was just wondering what was going on with that. =D thanks.
-sara
saraSKELLINGTON
March 8, 2010 at 9:56 am
Ü <—THIS is average. Thank you for creating MLIA. It's soo average and all of my stories are real and true and just average. Injas!Ü
ÜRightsideupsmileyÜ
March 12, 2010 at 7:26 am
i love MLIA(:
NINJA
March 12, 2010 at 9:45 am
I’m posting a comment just to see what cool-looking picture I’ll get next to my name. [:
Beth
March 13, 2010 at 1:03 pm
hehe me too
Danie
March 18, 2010 at 1:49 pm
About a week ago i smoked a joint at lunch had a shot of whiskey, my eyes glazed over and as red as a STOP sign i wen’t to class did my work… and nothing happend
MLIA
The J
March 16, 2010 at 12:13 am
“I’m posting a comment just to see what cool-looking picture I’ll get next to my name. [:”
me too c:
Aleece
March 18, 2010 at 5:06 am
Same here
Death
March 19, 2010 at 12:54 pm
wait… oops I messed up. it’s my cat picture of course.
Death
March 19, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Today I drank 2 litres of OJ straight out of the carton
I feel dirty
Jc
March 18, 2010 at 6:22 am